It seems these days one cannot simply make photocopies without running the risk of losing their seat. Monday morning, an unidentified Winslow Animal Hospital employee, who writes pet stories and pet health news, such as CDC concerned about salmonella outbreaks, returned to find their seat occupied by Butters, the hospital cat.
Upon returning, the employee challenged the alleged chair thief, claiming they needed it to work, while there are a plethora of surfaces for the cat to lounge upon. In his defense, Butters was quoted as saying, “Ai haz the chare now, u didn’t call fives, kthxbai.”
The unwritten law to which the cat referred, known as “fives,” states that a person who calls fives upon leaving their chair may reclaim it if they return within five minutes. The employee responded by saying that fives were not necessary, as it is part of their job to work at that computer.
The two found compromise when the employee offered to let Butters sit on their lap in the chair. This may have simply been symbolic, as Butters stayed less than two minutes before slinking out of the room.
“Ai didunt want it anywai. U can haz this tiem,” Butters added. Whether this was a one-time incident or the beginning of an office feud, only time will tell.